Queen's Uncovered Season 1- Kurt/Caitlin
- ericchien2003
- Nov 26, 2024
- 2 min read
🎓 Meet Kurt and Caitlin
Kurt and Caitlin are two third-year students at Queen’s who are all about keeping things straightforward. Kurt’s a 🛠️ Mechanical Engineering major who’s left-handed in badminton, and Caitlin is a 🩺 Life Sciences student with a killer frat-boy impression. Here’s their take on Queen’s life—from funny moments to unfiltered opinions.
🔥 Craziest Story at Queen’s
Kurt: “First year, I got drunk one morning—Foco or Hoco, can’t remember—and went to Lenny’s for breakfast. I was so out of it that the plates looked like they were coming at me. I dropped one on the floor, and everyone clapped. Next day, I woke up wondering why there was ketchup on my sweater.”
Caitlin: “One time, two army guys walked me home. That’s about as wild as it gets for me.”
💔 Programs They’d Never Date
Kurt: “Probably nursing. Just doesn’t do it for me.”
Caitlin: “Anything STEM—I need someone who doesn’t take life so seriously. Like a Commerce guy. My boyfriend’s in Commerce, so I guess that works.”
🧠 Smartest Major at Queen’s
Kurt: “Mechanical Engineering. My friends in it are honestly some of the smartest people I know.”
Caitlin: “Nursing. They’re literally the future of healthcare. Can’t argue with that.”
⚖️ Balancing GPA and Social Life
Kurt: “I’ve got a 4.02 GPA. I prioritize school when it matters but still make time for fun when I can. It’s all about knowing when to lock in.”
Caitlin: “I’m not saying my GPA, but I’m doing well! Balancing everything means taking care of yourself—go to the gym, drink water, and don’t be afraid to take a step back when you need to. And if you’re from Toronto, go home for a weekend to reset.”
🎶 Favorite Songs Right Now
Kurt: Keep Steady by Soso Camo.
Caitlin: Split Decision by PartyNextDoor.
😂 Best Joke
Kurt: “What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.”
Caitlin: “Your mama’s so fat, when God said, ‘Let there be light,’ he told her to move.”
✨ Rating Style at Queen’s
Kurt: “Girls: 8 or 9. Most of them dress really well, even if it’s similar styles. Guys? A 6 or 7—there’s definitely room to improve.”
Caitlin: “Girls: Solid 10. They make Aritzia work every time. Guys? Maybe a 5. Some have it figured out, but most could use some help with colors and basics.”
📢 One Message for Queen’s Students
Kurt: “Get off your phone. Go outside. Experience the world.”
Caitlin: “Please, wear deodorant. BioSci smells like a biohazard sometimes. Do better.”
Kurt and Caitlin’s advice? Focus on what matters, don’t take yourself too seriously, and make the most of your time at Queen’s—just maybe with a little deodorant in the mix.
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